//straight, not kinky (A man came to Iyas Ibn Mu'awiyah, a Muslim judge famous for his wisdom, and the following conversations took place:)

Man:	What is the Islamic ruling regarding wine?
Judge:	It is Haram (Forbidden).
Man:	How about water?
Judge:	It is Halal (Permissible).
Man:	How about dates and grapes?
Judge:	They are Halal.
Man:	Why is it that all these ingredients are Halal, and yet when you combine them, they become Haram?
Judge:	If I hit you with this handful of dirt, do you think it would hurt you?
Man:	It would not.
Judge:	How about if I hit you with this handful of straw?
Man:	It would not hurt me.
Judge:	How about a handful of water?
Man:	It surely would not hurt me.
Judge:	How about if I mix them, and let them dry to become a brick, and then hit you with it, would it hurt you?
Man:	It would hurt me and might even kill me!
Judge:	The same reasoning applies to what you asked me.